Die or I’ll Kill You.

I think it needs clearing up how stupid most people are… SKUSH Man is a character, not a real man.

This won’t shock those of you with the ability not to take everything at face value… for those select few you may wish to read on to see just how stupid people can be. If SKUSH Man weren’t a fictional character talking about fictional situations then do you think he’d get away with his lifestyle by posting his rants worldwide.

Here are a few examples of comments from readers who just don’t get SKUSH Man’s exagerated commentary on every day annoyances:

1. Well Well Well kill me with a brick ey… maybe ill make you eat the brick hows that for shit.
   Cause there is a tiny chance youll ever hit me pally (not gonna call you names n shit cus thats more N00Bizm )
2. wow, you’re a seriously fucked up person, obviously you’ve had such an easy life you haven’t a clue about pride that some people have- such as finally achieving something (such as a baby) that they’ve always wanted. If something as small as a baby on board sign upsets you, you probably shouldn’t be driving at all; you’re dangerous. Als, check in with the local mental health unit- there are tablets to help people with personalities such as yours
3. Wow dude you are one voilent fucked up son of a bitch! did your mother give birth to you out of her ass after she left a drinking contest? of course its bad for me to make assumptions. you could just be some aggrivated guy stressed out from work and all that shit. but if all this is true, than you should think more about your life and reconsider it. life is a miricle, god’s green earth is a miricle, and its amazing how we can take it for granted and waste it on things like war and anger and hatred and rage. AND BLOGGING ON FUCKING PCs, BRAGGING ABOUT FUCKING AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF WOMEN. so appreciate life and love, and try to help others
4. dude you need psychiatric help. you’re kinda freakish if you ask me.
5. Were you that kid who was arse raped with a broken bottle I you were and being a chav I bet it was your dad who did the raping!and my personal favourite:
6. fk u twat u think ur hard u dikhead

Long time no blog bitches! Ive been taking a break from shouting and drinking pints but guess what dickheads Im back.

Opinions are a fucking nuisance……. someone telling you what they think about a situation/person/object/sex organ, but is it precisely what they think?

FUCK NO it is always 2nd hand bullshit spouted by every cunt and his brother that has been heard a million times before.

So here comes three lumps of fresh steaming second hand bullshit for you fuck wits.

1. What can be more fucking inane that reading what shop Abi Twatmuss was seen sucking cock in or exclusive shots of Prick Hilton sunbathing………… fucking enthralling. Page after glossy page of boring shit read by bored housewives who have fuck all else to do. This isnt my opinion though, I love reading about some fuckhead celebrity who has fallen from grace and is now in the gutter shooting up heroin whilst paying for sex from herpes ridden dead prostitutes. Speaking of smackheads………
2. Why hasnt this fucking walking abortion been lynched? Look at the state of him. His apperance alone makes me want to slash his face off with a broken sarsons vinegar bottle. Dont just judge this shit smeared book by its cover, watch one of his many many many programs that are aired 24/7 365 by every TV station and you will see that he is more irritating than testicular cancer. I couldnt think of anything more enjoyable than punching him in his fucking face till he stops breathing.
3. Celebrities adopting children from 3rd world countries……………. what a bunch self righteous cunts carting round their snot nosed African/Chinese/Asian fashion accessory.

OK shut your mouth before you open it.. So I’m a lazy bastard, yeh we know, but some of us have things to do instead of sitting at the computer waiting to see if one of my online friends, or God forbid a real life friend, has posted an IM/comment/email/blog that you can reply to.

So down to why I’m wasting my energy typing.. I’m making a new video. It’s not a music video. It’s going back to SKUSH basics. It’s going to involve some action this time.

The reason I’m telling you this is because I thought I might give the people who watch the video’s a chance to have some input. If there’s anything you’d like to see in the new video then email me. skushman@skush.com. If it’s a reference to something, plot line, or just something old fashioned bad-ass you want to see, tell me.

More later.

You’d better watch prison break or something equally fucking-yes until then.

SKUSH Man