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July 27th, 2006

Pain Thresholds

So I was discussing with a prostitue about pain. She says women have a higher threshold to pain than men, I put it to the test. “Punch me you fucking whore”

She slaps my face, slag

My Turn.

I go in full force Punch to the face, brass knuckles and I put my elbow in for good measures. Her nose explodes blood everywhere, tears, screaming, teeth on the floor.

I made my fucking point, cunt.

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July 27th, 2006

Wankers

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Thats right Im writing a blog, read it and weep you fucking cunts!

Three things I wanted to kick the fuck out of this week.

1. “King of the Ocean” The Great White Shark

Swimming round without a care in the world, having a realy blasé attitude about everything, Fucking winds me up. And they look like a boys asshole fucked hard with a broken bottle, I would drive it to an abandoned warehouse and put the little fuckers head in a car door and repeatedly slam its fat bastard head in it until it was dead

2.Women

There is nothing more satisfying than knocking down some uppity woman a peg or two. My prefered method of choice is a swift headbut to the teeth. She will be choking back the tears and blood in no time, and after she has locked herself in the toilets for a few hours crying thinking about what she has done, she will eventually appreciate the lesson that she has just learned.

3. YOU!!!!

Thats right, you. Nothing pisses me off more than some snot nosed little shit like yourself. Ill come round your house and brick your face in when you are sleeping with a brick with rusty nails sticking through it you fucking twat, then I will put all your CDs in different cases you stupid motherfucker.

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