April, 2007

Long time no blog bitches! Ive been taking a break from shouting and drinking pints but guess what dickheads Im back.

Opinions are a fucking nuisance……. someone telling you what they think about a situation/person/object/sex organ, but is it precisely what they think?

FUCK NO it is always 2nd hand bullshit spouted by every cunt and his brother that has been heard a million times before.

So here comes three lumps of fresh steaming second hand bullshit for you fuck wits.

  1. helloWhat can be more fucking inane that reading what shop Abi Twatmuss was seen sucking cock in or exclusive shots of Prick Hilton sunbathing………… fucking enthralling. Page after glossy page of boring shit read by bored housewives who have fuck all else to do. This isnt my opinion though, I love reading about some fuckhead celebrity who has fallen from grace and is now in the gutter shooting up heroin whilst paying for sex from herpes ridden dead prostitutes. Speaking of smackheads………
  2. twatWhy hasnt this fucking walking abortion been lynched? Look at the state of him. His apperance alone makes me want to slash his face off with a broken sarsons vinegar bottle. Dont just judge this shit smeared book by its cover, watch one of his many many many programs that are aired 24/7 365 by every TV station and you will see that he is more irritating than testicular cancer. I couldnt think of anything more enjoyable than punching him in his fucking face till he stops breathing.
  3. eeerCelebrities adopting children from 3rd world countries……………. what a bunch self righteous cunts carting round their snot nosed African/Chinese/Asian fashion accessory.

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