Alreet!
I’ve decided to jump on SKUSH Man’s band wagon and join him as an author of this blog. I’ll provide you with SKUSH project updates when it looks like nothing is happening on the site (because it usually is behind the scenes).
SKUSH Man will continue to post his usual rant-esque blogs along side my more informative posts.
Check back with me soon ladies.
Joey
OK shut your mouth before you open it.. So I’m a lazy bastard, yeh we know, but some of us have things to do instead of sitting at the computer waiting to see if one of my online friends, or God forbid a real life friend, has posted an IM/comment/email/blog that you can reply to.
So down to why I’m wasting my energy typing.. I’m making a new video. It’s not a music video. It’s going back to SKUSH basics. It’s going to involve some action this time.
The reason I’m telling you this is because I thought I might give the people who watch the video’s a chance to have some input. If there’s anything you’d like to see in the new video then email me. skushman@skush.com. If it’s a reference to something, plot line, or just something old fashioned bad-ass you want to see, tell me.
More later.
You’d better watch prison break or something equally fucking-yes until then.
SKUSH Man
Fucking read this…
Sometimes when I’m lying in bed, next to or inside no less than 4 women, I like to switch on a DVD.
98% of the time I can watch a good action film and keep my adamantine errection. No problems there. Explosions, violence, I’m really turned on.
Sometimes a good film will start slow and then redeem itself with some guns or someone getting punched really fucking hard.
But there is a remaining 2% unaccounted for. This is the 2% that some how manages to dirty up my DVD player, leaving a metaphorical shit stain in the tray. I managed to find myself in this minority situation last night, and I can tell you now that I’m still fuming about it.
I looked at the cover of The Producers; it checked out ok:
Two blokes in black suits - Probably a funeral scene.
Will Ferell in a nazi outfit - A plus.
Yes it’s got uma turman - Tits.
After the first five minutes I’d lost my temper and my errection. Now my TV is out the fucking window and so is the slag that got in my way.
